Celebrity Corruption Path

Welcome Celebrity! I'm going to make this short and sweet. Look in the upper right hand corner of the screen. You'll see a bunch of tabs. One of them is named 'Celebrity' this is the one you will need to start with.


 * 1) On that tab you will find a button called "FUCK SOBRIETY". Warning, if you are engaged in the imperial cult or have been hanging out with the preacher, this button will clear all of your progress. But the name of this path is 'Corruption Path' so I am assuming that is something you want to do. Click that button!"
 * 2) You will recieve a message instructing you to go find a beer. If you are in the Celebrity ship, you will actually find a lot of beer in one of the cabinets. Go grab that emag out of the storage room if you need it. Now hold that beer in your hand and click the button again.
 * 3) Now that you have clicked the button with that beer in your hand you should have recieved a message talking about how you drank that beer. Good job! Sobriety fucking SUCCESSFUL!
 * 4) The message will tell you to find some 'Laser Brain Dust' there is some in the bathroom. Go get it. I'll wait. Did you find it? Great! Snort it! If you don't know how then you are probably going to have difficulty with this quest. This quest is all about narcotics, hookers and blackjack. Just remember that you can always examine things if you get lost. A lot of times they will have instructions on them. Put the dust on a piece of paper. Use your ID card on it (to cut it into lines) Now click the piece of paper! Are you high? Awesome.
 * 5) Just to make sure you are high, the questline will check your reagent container for "stimulant" and if you have it you are good to go. This next part involves 'getting high with some one else' which can sound rather difficult because almost all of our players are antisocial assholes. Take my advice. Make a stunbaton. Go find some one, stun them, tie them up, put the joint in your mouth, lite it, put the joint in their mouth, count to three (it's actually instantaneous but just in case) take it out of their mouth, put it in yours and hit the button.
 * 6) Since you have no way of knowing, your faction variable was just set to "Slaanesh" this means that Slaanesh monters won't attack you. Just a bit of trivia. You should have gotten a message about playing your old guitar. Go to the storage room on your ship. It should be in there. Did you find it? Great! Hold it in your hand and hit the button.
 * 7) This new message tells you to use a screwdriver on it. It's like a scavenger hunt! A scavenger hunt of Heresy! When you have taken a screwdriver to it, examine it. It will lead you through the upgrading process.
 * 8) All done? Great! Hold it in your hand and hit the button. It's a great little AOE stun device. Just click on it when you are in danger.
 * 9) Next up you'll need a stun baton. You can steal one or make one. It doesn't matter. It doesn't even have to be charged. When you have one in your hand, hit the button.
 * 10) Now that disembodied voice is starting to sound creepy. You have to be okay with it if you want to continue. The path to power is paved with blah blah blah listen you need a human heart okay? Kill some one and stab their body over and over again untill a heart pops out. Aim for the chest and just stab stab stab, thier heart should pop out no problem.
 * 11) Got that heart in your hand? You sicko. Hit the button.
 * 12) Holy crap the heart is now a blade! Awesome stuff. This blade is something you need to be very careful with. It is a grade A 'Drake Magic' artifact that not only kills people but can absorb souls as well. It can do some CRAZY shit. Be careful with and don't loose it.
 * 13) So the voice tells you to go to the secret tavern for a clue. The secret tavern is in the lower left hand side of the station. Go through the maint tunnels to find it. Inside you'll find a hand writen note talking about how there is a chaos ship just north of the outpost. Was it worth the trip? Probably not.
 * 14) So you go north. I'ts way out there in the snow. Look for a red and black piece of wreckage. Hold the blade in your hand and hit the button. Boom, a ladder appears in front of the ship. Good job. Climb down the ladder. Inside you'll find some power armor and assorted items.
 * 15) Hit that button again! OMG you now have tentacle arms and your max health is 250! Not bad! Also drugs and beer heal you. Hit that button again!
 * 16) So now you got "Expose the Warp" under a new tab called 'Warp Magic'. This spell is bad bad news. It's a lot like using your guitar but so much more effective. When you slap on that spell everyone with in 9 tiles is mutated, stunned, sent to the eye of terror and eventually dropped off at mining. UNLESS YOUR AN ELDAR in which case you are fucked because that disembodied voice is going to stun them bad and start screaming about how you need to kill them. Speaking of killing Eldar- Slap that button again.
 * 17) A new spell called 'Ascension'. This is the only warning you are going to get. DO NOT use this ability unless you are sure that you have done a great service to Slaanesh. When you hit that button she will judge your service and treat you accordingly. I won't explain the mechanics behind this spell but let me just say that Slaanesh knows whether or not you DESERVE to be a champion. You can't decieve her.